/int/ - Internacionalus

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>Jews
We wuz da real jewz, one of da lost tribes (taipogi romenai bei sarmatai), we wuz north israel n shit but then those desert jews got uppity and stole the spotlight, bros.......

>Russians
We and the Russians, and most of the east, share the same base cultural spirit (and background); only they and only we can know what life is and was and will be like, and I think only those that share the same spirit can truly be bromigos.
If I were to try at describing it, my view of those peoples and cultures who do no share that same spirit are kind of like peoples and cultures that eat cats and dogs without reservation, something I cannot accept; I'm more likely to be bromigos with a not-quite-as-retarded russian than with a decent westerner.
However, that spirit is getting eroded by young people being amerikanised and people dying off :-(

Speaking of, aš paleidau tryda (translation: I tried a bit) and thought of this edited copymakaroni, please give input onegaišimasu:

We wuz dukez and shit, niggas, I swear to God man and my fucking family man we from the Rus nigga, we- w- I was an ancestor of the Rus, man.
Y-You telling me that- th-th-that and-th-the slavs over there ain't balts?? Look at they skin, man - they balts, man.
And you, y-y-you know man, like, l-like I'm saying man we tryin' to go to muscovy and shit, man.
Like fuck man these goddamn g*rmans, man I-I-I ain't sayin, man, these- these g*rmans be ruinin' our lives, man.
Shit man l-l-l-l-l-let me tell you man, l-l-look my grand- my grandmama, she part ruthenian, man.
You telling me l-l-l-l-, Grand DUKE VY-TAU-TOU-TU-TAS, th-th-that's my, that's my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa, man.
A-and you telling me, that these goddamn slavs ain't balts? Shit nigga.
Loo-loo-look man, Vladimiras Krikštytojas was a balt, I don't know why these history books be lying to you.
Vladimiras Krikštytojas was a balt, he wasn't norse, the slavs were RULED, by balt people.
Shit, man, I'll tell you what, I swear, let all the balts of Lithuania go back to Kiev, they gonna be wanting us back!

Also I put it through an AI voice thing for an audio version, so there's that, but on one of my attempts I think I broke the AI nigga and it was spooky o_O

>Frenchmen
I'm quite conflicted about frenchmen. On one hand, I listened to a lot of Joe Dassin and I like gallicisms a lot, but on the other hand they have a tendency to be faggots and are quite western so I give less of a shit about them, granted they are usually opposed to g*rmans so that a plus. I'll say that I am tentatively neutral towards them.

>Englishmen
Backwards g*rmanic sassenachs, not great. Working abroad in Ireland is nicer.

>Republicans
Not an amerikan pigdog so I do not know. From what little I've heard I think they seem to be doing fine? Really no clue.

>Communists
They are alright, but only if they were roždionnij v ES ES ES ER.

>Christians
Xristos voskres.

>Freemasons
Same žydomasonstva, see: >jews.

>Rainbows
Hasn't rained much and I haven't looked out of my window so I haven't seen any in quite a while. I always think that it would be nicer if they were just a tinge more opaque and saturated whenever I see one.

>Shitbows and pissbows and crossbows
I have never handled one in real life, but I imagine a crossbow would be quite a hassle, so I would prefer a normal bow, though I always seem to use crossbows in vidya because they tend to have better stats.

>Child toes
Nah.

>Negroes
I get really assmad whenever someone uses a poorly done loanword version of the word „negras“ in non-eigo languages, not because of its derogative nature - couldn't care much about that - but because I dislike anglicisms quite a lot.
As for negroes themselves, bougainville niggas are top tier, all other niggas pale in comparison. If I recall correctly, west africans are somewhat cool too, but it's easy to forget the many varieties.